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sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

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stability:

*wishes i was a part of your internet gang*

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disney-miracle:

elsaofarendelle:

K-Kristoff?

IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS REALLY PRETTY FACE PAINT AND GLITTER, NOT LIKE SHE IS DYING OF HYPOTHERMIA


valkubus:

mycroftsbooty:

shslspookyscary:

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

something really important

what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

a pharmacy

yeah it’s really only funny in french

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she was special and unique because unlike other girls she read a book and drank a tea and didnt talk about a clothes

-

young adult authors everywhere 

 

#she was also the hetero and she liked to look at the stars at night

#And she was an old soul who raised herself, also her eyes were deep pools

#And she didn’t wear makeup but it was okay because she had flawless skin anyway

(via ugly-girl-problems)

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thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class
jordnstuff:

teenermeener:

It takes me a really long time to come to realizations.

sHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS SQUIRT FOR WATER
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW


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theweezey:

things im good at

  • petting dogs
  • rolling my eyes
  •  ¿ that’s all.

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